28 Februar 2008

Terror auf den Strassen


heutige Bilanz:
1x zur Arbeit fahren, 2 Beinah-Unfälle und eine persönliche Fehde
:-o

auf Platz 3:
Ich hasse es [und zwar sehr intensiv] , wenn Leute aus Parklücken ausparken, dabei den Verkehr der Strasse blockieren und diese Vollpfosten dann nach 5 Metern [wirklich eine Autolänge] bremsen und in den nächsten Parkplatz einparken!

WAS SOLL DAS ???
Soll das morgendliches Parkplatz-Hopping auf Valium sein?
Kann der Herr diese 5 Meter nicht laufen?
Kann man sowas nicht machen, wenn grad nicht 20 Autos hinter einem sind?

Platz 2:
der liebe Herr in seinem lila Nissan Micra...
fährt auf der Heerstrasse [2x3 Spuren]; natürlich ganz links mit Tempo 45 und macht bei Sonnenschein seine Scheibenwischer an...
Lässt mich also nicht vorbei, die anderen Spuren sind blockiert, ich kotze gleich...

irgendwann komme ich mal rechts rüber und 2-3 Ampeln später steht er auch mit an der Ampel und fängt plötzlich an, Rennen zu fahren.
Willst du mich verarschen?
Eben bist du vor mir rumgekrochen und nu machst du auf Herbie?


Später drängelt er sich auf meine Spur und als ich wieder hinter ihm fuhr.....
naaaaaaa?
genau, fährt er wieder langsam wie ein Opa!
Sowas nehm ich persönlich und da bekomme ich n Hals und schrei im Auto rum :-[
Solchen Freaks sollte man mal den Arm abreissen...


aber Platz 1 hats heute wieder geschafft, mich zum Explodieren zu bringen:
Auf der sechsspurigen Heerstrasse fahren wir mit Tempo 60 und ca. 40 m vor uns biegt ein Jeep von der Gegenseite quer über alle sechs Spuren und dreht auf der Heerstrasse!!!
Nun fahre ich Tempo 60 und er biegt um mit vielleicht 25 km/h[?].
Naja, es wurde relativ knapp und er kam dann auch noch ein bissl auf meine Spur
tödlich....

Meine Gestikulation im Auto war wohl eindeutig,
zumindest hat er sich an der nächsten Ampel entschuldigt:
"hab ich nicht gesehen..."
???
Nicht gesehen?
Wie jetzt?
Wie übersieht man ca. 10 auf einen zukommende Fahrzeuge?

Irgendwann töte ich einen von diesen Pissern...

Ich fühl mich manchmal wie Der Pate, wenn ich sage
"... es gibte Regeln hier, eh!
Du zeigst mir keinen Respekt mit Deiner Fahrweise..."

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